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Quotes on Hair and Hair Loss

Quotes on hair and hair loss.

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

Dolly Parton 

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try 
help another without also helping himself.

Ralph Waldo Emerson 

There's one thing about baldness -- its neat. 

Don Herold

"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents."

Edward R. Nida

And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.

Kahlil Gibran

The only way to have a friend is to be one. 

Ralph Waldo Emerson 

Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.

Earl Wilson

If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee. 


Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere. 


Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair. 

George Burns

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Bill Cosby

Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. 

Jonathan S. Haas

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. 

Dick Martin

If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes. 


Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years? 

Bart Simpson

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. 

Arnold Toynbee

"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."

Don Hirschberg

Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. 

Shana Alexander

By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. 

George Bancroft

If dracula can't see his reflection in the mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?

Steven Wright

Gray hairs are death's blossoms. 

English Proverb

Long on hair, short on brains. 

French Proverb

Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom. 

Greek Proverb

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. 

Oliver Herford

Babies haven't any hair; 
Old men's heads are just as bare; 
Between the cradle and the grave 
Lies a haircut and a shave 

Samuel Hoffenstein

Gentlemen prefer blondes. 

Anita Loos

The hair is the richest ornament of women. 

Martin Luther

Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, oart fan, part mane, part security blanket. 

Marge Piercy

Gorgeous hair is the best revenge. 

Ivana Trump

I have always believed that hair is a very sure index of character. 

Catherine Tynan

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson

Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Johnny Carson

It made our hair stand up in panic fear.

Sophocles (495 BC - 406 BC), Oedipus at Colonus

It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.

Menander (342 BC - 292 BC), Unidentified fragment

It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.

Julius Caesar (100 BC - 44 BC), from Plutarch, Lives