Hair Loss
Quotations
Quotes on hair and hair loss.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean
you ain't a peach.
Dolly Parton
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of
life that no man can sincerely try help another without also helping himself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
There's one thing about baldness -- its neat.
Don Herold
"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents."
Edward R. Nida
And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.
Kahlil Gibran
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Earl Wilson
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
Anonymous
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Anonymous
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Gray hair is God's graffiti.
Bill Cosby
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
Jonathan S. Haas
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Dick Martin
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.
Prince
Less and grayer hair.
Cal Ripkin Jr., baseball player, describing how he has changed over the course of his consecutive games record
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years?
Bart Simpson
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
Arnold Toynbee
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair colour."
Don Hirschberg
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