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Quotes on Hair and Hair Loss
It is one of the most beautiful compensations of life that no man can sincerely try There's one thing about baldness -- its neat. And forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. The only way to have a friend is to be one. Gray hair is God's graffiti. Hair brings one's self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices.
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
Dolly Parton
help another without also helping himself.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Don Herold
"How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents."
Edward R. Nida
Kahlil Gibran
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Women's liberation will not be achieved until a woman can become paunchy and bald and still think that she's attractive to the opposite sex.
Earl Wilson
If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
Anonymous
Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
Anonymous
Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Bill Cosby
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
Jonathan S. Haas
I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.
Dick Martin
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my future crimes.
Prince
Why doesn't she like me? Is it my hair, my overbite, the fact that I've worn the same shirt and shorts for the last four years?
Bart Simpson
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
Arnold Toynbee
"Calling Atheism a religion is like calling bald a hair color."
Don Hirschberg
Shana Alexander
By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy.
George Bancroft
Steven Wright
Gray hairs are death's blossoms.
English Proverb
Long on hair, short on brains.
French Proverb
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
Greek Proverb
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
Oliver Herford
Babies haven't any hair;
Old men's heads are just as bare;
Between the cradle and the grave
Lies a haircut and a shave
Samuel Hoffenstein
Gentlemen prefer blondes.
Anita Loos
The hair is the richest ornament of women.
Martin Luther
Long hair is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, oart fan, part mane, part security blanket.
Marge Piercy
Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.
Ivana Trump
I have always believed that hair is a very sure index of character.
Catherine Tynan
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson
Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.
Johnny Carson
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.
Sophocles (495 BC - 406 BC), Oedipus at Colonus
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Menander (342 BC - 292 BC), Unidentified fragment
It is not these well-fed long-haired men that I fear, but the pale and the hungry-looking.
Julius Caesar (100 BC - 44 BC), from Plutarch, Lives